Wealthy, slightly chubby teenager seeks mature ladies for sexual relationship.
Despite my lardiness I have good stamina and can take you out to the bingo,
Or for fish & chips if you prefer. The elder the better please, minimum 75 years old.
Looks are not important. I have been told I look like a film star (one from Shrek).
My boss said I could take his wife but I can’t afford the alcohol he wants in return
(The Scottish and Newcastle Brewery).
I don’t care if you smell of piss and have no teeth in fact I would prefer this.
If you want to meet up I will give the misses a slap and send her off shopping in New York.
Love Wayne
xxxxx