Manure signed footballer and part time Kung Fu Movie Star Ji-Sung Park. Mr Park has signed on a four year deal at the club. When questioned how he would fit in at Manure the Keorean admitted that it would be strange playing for his boyhood club .
“ Waaaahhh, wen I was a little broy in Soeul I has my ahhhh Dravid Beckham duvet cover, and now I pray at Old Trafford it is a lubbly feeling. I wronce visited Old Trafford and I wras surprise at all the Japanese at the game so I knrow I wrill fit it.”

Jung Park said his favourite player was Eric Cantona.
“wrike me Eric Cantona is a movie star, and I admire his Kung-Fu trechnique like on the football fan,
Hiya hiya chop chop chop yaaaa”

When asked if he believed he would play in the first team Park responded,
“I am not here to sell shwirts or duvet, I an here to play frootball, anywody who finks driferant will get chopped HiiiiiYaaaaaa HiiiiiiYaaaaaa.”

When asked where he will play, Park said
“I can play up front or in the mridfield. On the left and on the light.
I leally love to be the striker, punch, kick, punch, kick”

What squad number would you like to have?

“I rood love to wear #10 but Luud Ran Nistellooy wears this wun,
So I wrill wear #34.”

Number 34 why that number?

“You knrow Peaking Duck writh lice.”