Arsene Wenger has said that he hopes to conclude the signing of Stuttgart midfielder Alexander Hleb within the next few days. This is great news he will be a big boost to the squad, we are being linked to Monaco striker Emmanuel Adebayer he is 21 years old and is African.
He is tall and gangly and I can’t see why we are interested in him. His goalscoring record last season was 9 goals in 36 games this is not what Arsenal need, we need a regular goalscorer to help Thierry Henry out not a 1 in 4 man. However, I will never question Arsene Wenger in regards to young African players Toure and Weah are proof that Arsene knows this market better then most.
It seems Parma goalkeeper Seb Frey is joining Fiorentina on a season’s loan with the view to a permanent move. I think Frey is a good goalkeeper and am a little bit surprised Arsenal have never followed up the interest they showed in him over the last few years.
Lincoln City defender Jack Hobbs is definitely not coming to Highbury. The move for the imp’s youngster is off with a move to Bolton on the cards. This would suggest that the boy is a northern pie-eating, wife beating clogger who would not suit our skilful team.
Dean Ashton has announced his desire to say at Carrow Road. Ashton is a very, very good player with the sort of physique and attributes Arsenal haven’t had since John ‘lard eater’ Hartson
Was at the club I hope the club monitor his progress during the season. I also hope Sven monitors his progress because clearly he is a better option for the World Cup then Smith, Heskey, Vassell and especially that lanky cunt Peter ‘bulimia’ Crouch.

Tottenham are at the moment considering an offer from Cheatski,
From an Arsenal point of view I want the scum to go to the FA and have Cheatski answer charges over their conduct. This would be the best decision for football in general but of course, Spudz only have to worry about getting the best for Tottenham. So I would not be surprised to see an announcement from the club stating they have taking the money. Levy could prove me wrong and go to the FA as a matter of principal, but Levy, Tottenham and the word principals don’t sit comfortably together do they?