The Clock End View

Arsenal have had a preminary offer for the Beast turned down, the chairman is a reported to have said “It would take a crazy offer for him to leave”, now from any other chairman this would be alarming however he also said that £10m would buy Jose Reyes left boot. So if the club can come back with a slightly improved offer I am sure we can see the Beast joining the club.
Apparently he has not played enough games for Brazil to qualify for a work permit. At Arsenal we don’t worry about small issues like passports just ask Edu, Silvinho and Tomas Danilevicius!
It would be annoying if Arsenal miss out on a player who comes from a big international country, when inferior players can qualify for work permits by playing for small international countries.
Clearly the competition he faces at international level is stronger then most countries.
Battling for places with Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Robinho, Adriano, Juninho etc is harder then breaking into the Saudi Arabia first team.
I hope something gets sorted and things can move forward, Arsenal have made the wise decision to leave Robin Van Persie back in England for the Amsterdam Tournament, the stick RvP gets for being a Rotterdam born ex Feyenoord player from the Ajax fans has been vicious and violent in the past, with the rape investigation unresolved it is the best decision to leave him at home.

Jeremie Aliadiere is apparently interesting Bolton manager Sam Alladarse.
Alladarse wants to take the young Frenchman on loan for as season, he faces strict competition from the wee ginger fella at Park Head. There are other clubs who are supposedly interested but I would see those two clubs as the front runners. I would be surprised if he didn’t end up in Glasgow. Who would want to play for Bolton over Celtic? Celtic are a massive club with a huge history and great fans and a decent manager. Bolton are small shit club from a shit northern town with no history in the last 50 years and the biggest cunt outside of Old Trafford as the manager. I will as I reputedly state cities Arsene, however if he allows Jeremie Aliadiere to join that club I will lose faith in our great manager. Bolton are a violent bunch of kickers who cost Arsenal the championship in 2003 by the disgraceful way that their animals kicked three Arsenal players of the pitch. Now in defence of Bolton last season at the Reebok Bolton outfought and out muscled the Arsenal players now this is fair and legal however usually the clogging cunts just kick Arsenal all over the pitch. It makes me laugh when in his column in the otherwise excellent 442 magazine Alladarse gives out advice to Sunday league managers. He should get off his high elephant (a horse wouldn’t carry him) and tell them the fucking truth. “If you are playing against a technically superior team you must stop them at all costs, kick them off the pitch, break legs, kick their pretty boy players into next week, injure the soft southern poofters”.
But no Lardarsed hippo faced twat Allardarse gives out advice on formation, tactics etc.
He makes me sick.

But what is worse then his thuggish tactics is his gay boy bum sex love of Alex Ferguson. He is best mates with the purple nosed piss head,
“Take Ljungberg out? No problem Fergie anything for my special manger friend.”
And the way he talks about Arsenal in the papers, he makes out Arsenal get easy treatment from referees, his team should have at least one man sent off a game, and the fucking fat retard has even mentioned diving??????
Diouf and that Greek fella Gianopokolopopopopopdus are brutal divers far worse then Pires’ one dive in two seasons or that cunt Cole. Those Bolton boys dive every game in fact apart from the Manure boys I cannot think of bigger divers; Allardarse needs to stop putting carrots up Fergies bum and start eating them to improve his eyesight!
He also likes to talk about the behaviour of some Arsenal players on the pitch, now don’t get me wrong sometimes the boys can go overboard on the complaining to the ref, but if Allardarse can defend the spitting shit head Diouf then he should keep his northern, pie eating, ale drinking, mouth shut.
Jeremie don’t join the dark side go to Celtic play for a good manager not Fergies gay bitch.

Arsenal confirm Alexander Hleb deal.
The midfielder has joined in a deal which could be worth as much as £10m
He can play across the midfield or in DB10 position. I have seen him play a few times and have been very impressed. He should be a big player for the team.
I will never question Arsene on his transfer dealings because they have been on the whole fantastic, however why has he let Stuart Taylor join Aston Villa? For two reasons this decision is questionable, one Taylor is better then Aluminia and two Taylor is a homegrown player and there are regulations coming into force regarding quotas of homegrown players.
Cheatski have had a £30m bid for Trezeguet rejected by Juventus, clearly Cheatski are getting desperate because there are better strikers out there then Trezeguet around for that sort of money.
RvP has been released temporarily form his dutch jail which is good news. Hopefully he will be found innocent and can get back to London asap.
Celtic are closing in on a yearlong loan for young Aliadiere this will be great experience for the young french man hopefully he will flourish under the management of the wee ginger fella.
Juventus are looking towards Patrick Vieira to be Emersons midfield partner.
Blah blah blah blah.
Same old shit year in year out.

What a surprise Tottenham took the money. The full details aren’t yet in the public domain; however it seems to be a sum between £8-10m. There could be clauses banning Chelsea from buying any Tottenham players for a set period of time. On reflection Spurs should be super happy at the deal they managed to strike. Clearly Arnesen is not all he is cracked up to be.
He discovered Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo did he? Well no, Van Horsey head was scoring goals for Heerenveen and was hardly an unknown and Ronaldo had gone to the 94 world cup to gain experience and was hardly a nobody.
However the proof of Arnesens ineptitude is best seen by his transfers at Spurs.
The British players he signed have all had promising reputations everyone new about Dawson, Huddlestone, Reid etc and his forte was supposed to be his world wide footballing contacts,
Spurs have two players playing in the FIFA Youth World Cup which is where the best young players in the world are playing. Compare this to Arsenals four players in the competition and it tells you all you need to know. Clearly he has a trumped up reputation and Chelsea have fallen for it. Mugs. There is only one man in England who knows the cream of young footballers worldwide and his name is Arsene. So Chelsea have their man and Tottenham have their money,
How long will Arnesene have before people question his super star signings Spase Dilevski, Timmy Atouba anyone?
I think the Chelsea mugs have been well and truly mugged of, in fact the biggest mugging since they paid £24m for Didier Dogshit.

Arsene Wenger has said that he hopes to conclude the signing of Stuttgart midfielder Alexander Hleb within the next few days. This is great news he will be a big boost to the squad, we are being linked to Monaco striker Emmanuel Adebayer he is 21 years old and is African.
He is tall and gangly and I can’t see why we are interested in him. His goalscoring record last season was 9 goals in 36 games this is not what Arsenal need, we need a regular goalscorer to help Thierry Henry out not a 1 in 4 man. However, I will never question Arsene Wenger in regards to young African players Toure and Weah are proof that Arsene knows this market better then most.
It seems Parma goalkeeper Seb Frey is joining Fiorentina on a season’s loan with the view to a permanent move. I think Frey is a good goalkeeper and am a little bit surprised Arsenal have never followed up the interest they showed in him over the last few years.
Lincoln City defender Jack Hobbs is definitely not coming to Highbury. The move for the imp’s youngster is off with a move to Bolton on the cards. This would suggest that the boy is a northern pie-eating, wife beating clogger who would not suit our skilful team.
Dean Ashton has announced his desire to say at Carrow Road. Ashton is a very, very good player with the sort of physique and attributes Arsenal haven’t had since John ‘lard eater’ Hartson
Was at the club I hope the club monitor his progress during the season. I also hope Sven monitors his progress because clearly he is a better option for the World Cup then Smith, Heskey, Vassell and especially that lanky cunt Peter ‘bulimia’ Crouch.

Tottenham are at the moment considering an offer from Cheatski,
From an Arsenal point of view I want the scum to go to the FA and have Cheatski answer charges over their conduct. This would be the best decision for football in general but of course, Spudz only have to worry about getting the best for Tottenham. So I would not be surprised to see an announcement from the club stating they have taking the money. Levy could prove me wrong and go to the FA as a matter of principal, but Levy, Tottenham and the word principals don’t sit comfortably together do they?